NL

Dr.BomBay

2010-04-24T20:45:00.000-07:00

Dr.BomBay, memories of a small retard chinese boy......i remember i used to listen to this song and dance naked, aaaahhh~ good times, good times.......I just downloaded 8 Dr.Bombay songs, its still awesome......but i found out he wasnt indian so was abit disappointed, in ka ku ta town

Last day of holiday

2010-03-20T17:05:00.000-07:00

Haih, holiday is gonna end again.I wasnt gonna update my blog anymore but i have noting better to do now.Lately, i have the habit of laughing at retarded ppl and making fun of them. For example:

(i feel sad now)

(as they say "a picture contains a thousand words")

I will try to be nicer to this kind of ppl.I am emo today.Like what daryl, used to be.

(How you've changed)

I visited one of them once.It was so scary man.He keeps trying to talk to me about penises.

(this pic still freaks me out)

My school is full of retards.I really dont know what to do, i am still trying to accept the fact i am also a retard.

(He couldnt understand what i was saying, i think the other guy likes me)

I guess i should end it here.*actual photos of retard were used

Holiday

2009-11-22T18:36:00.000-08:00

I am so bored, later i am going to cc.I hope they have call of duty 6.

This made me realise how dumb terminator is.

Alliance of Valiant Arms

2009-11-18T15:02:00.000-08:00

This is is now available in ijji.This game use to be in korean server.

This game is so cool, its almost like call of duty (not a rip-off of call of duty 4 cause this game was released earlier) and it is an online game.

For those who cant play call of duty on garena cause its lags, i will suggest u play this game.Its an online game so u can train with different people and also can play with friends.

*boner*

The gameplay is so sexy

I love this online game so i need to put ah lien signs, XD, :) , =p , (-_-) , -_-"'

Hot stuff

2009-11-16T00:04:00.000-08:00

We did alot of dares in school, its was sooooo fun and soooo funny but also very disgusting.I enjoyed myself.

This would be so cool if it was real.

What a waste of weapons, wish i had one

Random facts

2009-11-13T04:30:00.001-08:00

I was bored so i looked up some facts and there are some really weird facts.

1)Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

2)The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3)When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

4)Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

5)You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

6)Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

7)According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

8)The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

9)Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.

10) Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.

11) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

12) Octopus have three hearts.

13) If you ate too many carrots, you would turn orange.

14) Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

15)I have a green underwear.

The 2nd one made me laugh.

Random stuff

2009-11-12T04:33:00.000-08:00

Today i talk about alot of stuff in school, its was boring yet fun.I found out if u poop in the toilet while eating pudding, its a bad combo.Its like u hear ur own poop sound then u r eating a soft creamy thing and it has the shit smell again, its just wrong.

Pudding....

I found out gurjit knows his wine and beer, Nadine has alot of horny friends and Lau is an asshole.Kenaidy feels sad after being kissed in the back.Peterson lost his virginity to a certain someone.Ransley likes to play the "hold hand" game.Timothy is still timothy.I am scared of my school and i still dun understand football.

Football in my mind

I cant wait for COD 6, its like *cum sound*.Oh and there is halloween 2, i also though the guy was dead but here it is

He took a shot to the head but he is still alive, weird.I watched it and it is weird, he is suppose to be dead man.

Unfair

2009-11-03T23:32:00.000-08:00

Haih, teachers getting all horny about 4E1 students.Its not like we're not human, they keep saying stuff like "OMG, 4E1 student got caned?!" or "4E1 students are suppose to be the most disiplin".We r put into 4E1 because of our grades, not our behaviour.Its like saying the 4E2 to 4E8 ppl can break the rules and getting caned without the teachers saying anything but when the 4E1 students does something, its like the biggest news of the school."Holy crap, did u know got 4E1 student got sent to the office?!".I dun get y teachers have to make such a big deal about this.Its not like we arent human.My addmath teacher holds a grudge against 4E1 students so she keeps looking for a reason to get us in trouble, even if it is just a small case she will report it.Why do teachers treat us so badly??? Its not our fault we are not disiplin enough.Why do teachers only make it a big problem only when 4E1 students do it??? We are not robots, we are not prefect and just accept that.If i say the teacher is being unfair, i am sure my addmath teacher will make a big case out of it and i will just be in a bigger trouble.

Anyways, a new Rain movie.Its hot man, i cant wait to watch it.There are so many games coming out this year.I cant wait for Call of Duty 6 (modern warfare 2).The game has AA-12!!!!

This movie isnt as gay as what u think, i know the poster is gay but watch the trailer first.Its nice man.Its about god lost faith in human then he tried to kill them with the great flood but failed so now he sends a legion of angels to exterminate humans.Its mostly about killing angels, how cool is tat.

Left 4 dead 2 gameplay!!!!

2009-06-08T06:40:00.000-07:00

Credit goes to Wilson phua cause i got this idea from him so thank you wilson.

Awesome man, i cant wait...Tats all for now
(i didnt do anything stupid so i cant update my last post, sorry)

Wat to do???

2009-06-01T19:23:00.000-07:00

I'm bored cause i have ntg to do at home.So im gonna try and do something stupid....If any of u have any ideas pls tell me.Im gonna post about what i did in my next post.

She came back to MIRI!!!!!!!!

2009-05-02T21:37:00.001-07:00

YAy!!!!!!!SHe is back in Miri!!!Cant wait to see her again

MY LIFE!!!!

2009-05-02T03:44:00.000-07:00

My life is so damn boring man.I need a Girlfriend or something.Someone i can hold hands with and even hug....Haih.Too bad, no one likes me....Maybe cause im ah beng or im just to weird.....dunno la, Aaaaaaaaaa....Got exam again, this year i become very lazy already......But i still dun like prefects, im going to take a nap and think about my life again

Im back

2009-03-25T04:16:00.000-07:00

Peanuts!!!!

I'm sorry

2009-02-07T02:26:00.001-08:00

What u said in ur blog isnt completely true and i really didnt mean to hurt u.....I didnt know it would turn out like this between us.I never played with ur feelings....I'm very sad to see u like this and i dun wan u to stay like this.Hope u give me a chance to explain everything.....What i said to u before isnt a lie and i never lied to u.I never side her before so pls dun think like tat, it really hurts me for u to think im tat kind of guy.....Hope to see u on monday

Stop it plss

2009-01-24T05:36:00.000-08:00

Why must girls have to be so confusing.....I just dunno wat to do, cant even ask advise for this type of situation.How am i going to help myself???Im a kinda guy who would lose a spoon while eating and that is really weird.Why do girls have to do this to me???Is this a punishment for wat i did last time??? I cant stand it anymore, i know i hurt a lot of girls in the past....I dun deserve ur kindness so just stop it and stop liking me.Im a big fat bitch who likes to play with girls and im useless and stupid and im a big fat nerd so just stop all this plss.....I dun wan to go through tat again, feeling useless as i watch u cry and i cant do anything to help.I did something to hurt a girl and its not just a small incident.So plss stop it, just say im dumb, stupid or watever just dun continue with it.I cant stand it anymore.If u really like me just forget about me.

Cooking!!!

2009-01-06T01:14:00.000-08:00

Somehow there are less girls who know how to cook for example my neighbour, my cousins, and a few of my classmates i cannot mention.Weird right??If u ask them maybe they will ans "this is the 21 century its not important for a cook to know how to cook anymore"

Okay, i might know how to cook i dun mean to show off and i didnt even wan to learn my mom force me to she say "if one day i die then u can cook for urself dun have to wait for me" she always use death to get me doing her things.

Girls boys will like u more if u know how to cook i think.Boys will like to eat what u make for them cause they know u made it with all ur effort and ur cute expression when u cook and u have no idea wat ur doing.(especially Kenaidy)

Maybe u girls could learn how to bake and u could bake a cake or love shape cookies.OMG....tat would be so nice.Eating something tat a girl make with her hands......

Even if u dunno how to cook u must at least try, cooking really isnt tat bad except for when im cooking vegetables.

Before

After

Guys also should learn how to cook.U could burn ur hand or cut ur hand but in the end it is worth it.Looking at the girl while she is eating wat u cooked or baked.

Guys also can teach girls how to cook tat would be a good experince and i dun mean anything stupid Kenaidy.

Girls r also dangerous with knifes for example Darren Diewo

Note:never disturb a girl when she is cooking she will get really pissed, i know cause i tried

Im bored so i might post again next time

OMG!!! i got tagged....yay!!! haih

2008-12-15T03:17:00.000-08:00

As u all know i got tagged, yay!! yahoo, watever. . . .So daryl tagged my mom so i asked my mom these 20 question and i also put my own answer in it as well.i still dun get wat is the point of all this.

1. What’s your ambition?
Mom:Ma ci. . .ur not very polite, simply ask ppl wat their ambition is.Cant believe i have i son
like u. . . ish.(i think she wanted to be a mustache designer)
NL: A pilot a guess

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boy/girlfriend?
Mom: My mustache
NL:Daryl

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
Mom:Oh. . . .so u wan me to die early issit??
NL:Only when im high

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
Mom:Only when i have my mustache
NL:Only when Daryl is around me

5. How many babies you want?
Mom:I already have enough. . . .babies are annoying aspecially u when were a baby
NL:Fat ppl

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Mom:You are getting annoying. . . .
NL:Oprah is hot

7. What is your goal for this year?
Mom:I wan to slap u (i walked away slowly)
NL:Want to eat the chocolate tat daryl bought me but he ask it

8. Do you believe in eternal love?
Mom:Yes, ur dad's love (then she paused there, it was weird)
NL:Only when im watching anime

9. What's a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend like to u? (List 10)
Mom:I have a mustache
NL:@#%&*#%&

10. What are you really afraid of?
Mom:Ur dad when he is naked
NL:Daryl when he is doing his (-_-) face

11. What are your bad habits?
Mom:U think ur so good issit. . . .Y are u asking me tis question?u think only i have bad habit!!
NL:Slaping my neighbour's butt and kissing her dog

12. Is there anything you wanna tell the people who hate you?
Mom:You!!!
NL:Wat is hate??

13. State a random fact about yourself
Mom:I have a mustache
NL:I can touch my penis with my feet

14. What does flying mean to you?
Mom:A lot of work
NL:Birds

15. What do you crave for the most currently?
Mom:Ur dad (I walked away slowly)
NL:Daryl's chocolate which he ate!!!

16. Most unexpected gift you received so far and when?
Mom:Ur dad give me something special if u know wat i mean (tat was weird)
NL:A book and a kiss (I dunno y ppl wan to give me books they are so weird)

17. Are you fat?
Mom:@#%@*&%
NL:I think so

18. Are you addicted to something?
Mom:Ur dad (i dun wan to know wat she means)
NL:Anime

19.What movie did you recently watched?
Mom:American pie
NL:American pie

20. Who are you?
Mom:Ur dad, who do u think i am??stupid
NL:Nelson Lai (i think)

Note:some of the content is under 18

Instructions:
Remove one question from above and add in your personal question.
Make a total of 20 questions and tag 8 people.
List them out at the end of the post. Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged.

I tag:
Who wants to get tag??tell me

Joanne's love story

2008-10-30T19:19:00.000-07:00

Its kinda long but pls take ur time to read, it nice.......If ur the type which doesnt really like to read love story then u better dun read, i also dunno why but after i read this i feel weird.Enjoy.

Click to enlarge*

I know wat u all thinking now, her handwriting is better than mine....haiya she's a girl ma.boy's handwriting memang like lau sai one except for Daryl's, i also dunno y.Did anyone of u cried???Tell me!!!

Forced to update

2008-10-28T16:27:00.000-07:00

Im bored le, Joanne FORCE me to update but i dunno wat to update.Ill upload her love story on my next post la.Am i right Joanne Tiong Kwong Qi??

stupid dares

2008-10-25T18:33:00.001-07:00

If anyone want to dare me to do something stupid just ask.........i will think about it before i do it of course

walau....so boring

2008-10-25T18:25:00.000-07:00

i didnt know after PMR woud be this boring.....haih, need to have more fun le but dunno wat to do
...........so stress!!!!!

Haih...

2008-10-21T03:29:00.001-07:00

got bored of blogging, confuse with the love life now.....aaaaaaaaaa!!!y must it be so confusing.I guess i will post some stuff if im not busy and if i havent delete my blog yet.K till next time

The Love story 2

2008-08-23T03:24:00.000-07:00

(click to enlarge the pictures)

This is a love story that i dream about for 3 nights.He doesnt have a name cause he didnt say.He was happily content with what he had but he still wants something that he will regret.He likes this girl, they have been very close friends.He just feel happy talking to her but they seldom talked, only a few times a day.I guess he is shy.He watch her almost everyday, then he will feel content just by looking at her(weird).

He just feel very happy....

On Valentine's day he wanted to give the girls a present.He have been saving money for his present.On that day when he walked up to her classroom door.He saw someone with the same present and the guy was giving it the the girl he liked.Then he felt very sad and just walked away.He wanted to cry that time but.....(i felt sad for the guy, wasted his money)

click to enlarge

The very next day, he ask the girl out to the beach.After an afternoon of playing on the beach.He finally ask her to be his girlfriend(he waited until sunset).What he didnt know is that the girl just walked away from him(OMG).

He think he has nothing to lose bying asking her that....

After that he had been in his house the whole time.He had been trying to heal or something but i guess he will never be the same.

His heart will never be whole again....

A love story

2008-08-23T03:20:00.000-07:00

I dont know why but i keep dreaming about 1 weird love story.It has been 3 nights but it keeps repeating.I will draw out some of the details but seriously the story is weird.I feel bad for the guy in my dreams.Tomoro i will post about it cause have to draw.My drawing isnt that good but can see la.bb.

Holiday edition!!! 2

2008-08-22T06:54:00.000-07:00

Ya, my photos.Its very......ya, cause i never take good care of it.....Enjoy

Very weird posing

Happy taking picture with my bro

Sad when taking picture alone

Thats all i guess and i know its embarassing but have to make it special for this holiday.Happy holidays!!!

Holiday edition!!!

2008-08-21T03:24:00.000-07:00

okay, today i dont have a lot of time so i guess i will post something tomoro that i hate so that u guys can enjoy it.As u all know i dun really like to show my pictures so i will post one of my pictures.When i was small i had long hair.So, ya its weird.sorry.

Love!!!

2008-08-17T22:51:00.001-07:00

This took me like a whole month to think about cause very hard ma.A good boyfriend is hard to find cause mostly guys like to play games, have more free time to go to friends house(mostly not all) and more freedom.Out of those boys, they are really caring thats good if he is ur boyfriend cause he likes to spend time with you and do stuff together(like those romantic stuffs).

hui yo.....kissing(so nice...hehehe), (kissing if not always good)

Kissing under the sunset or something(girls think its romantic or something)

The reason why boys dont really like to bring their girlfriends to their friends house.......hahaha

Boys dont think girls are always bad okay.....im not gonna say who.....ho Lau Ben Yu.I think they kindda help u to study if ur girlfriend is smart or they just give u support if their not.(I dont think boys can focus on the studies cause....u know la, girls ma)If girls give u stuff take it if not i think it will hurt their feelings.Girls will also comfort u if u cry(some boys cry.....like me).See how good girls are.

see what i mean.....

giving necklace.....(feel the love)

so sad....

feel better??

nothing negative here, just some comforting

Girls if the boys care for u he is a good boy.When u cry he is there to comfort u and when u feel sad he is there to cheer u up.When ur hurt he is there to help.Boys also not bad ba if they are caring of course.

are u okay??

dun cry.....he is there for u

so warm

very happy.....(so touching)

does ur leg still hurt??dont worry he will carry u home safely....

Love is not something that Wilson phua thinks.He think its all about sex and humping and more sex.never have sex unless ur married.Wilson love doesnt equal to sex!!!understand.

Dont have sex.....

After married u can do that.....see how happy they are(after u get married of course)

Bye for now and ya, i thought of it myself.

Really sorry......

2008-08-17T22:41:00.000-07:00

I got bored of blogging cause......i dont know it takes time and i just have this 2 new games(peterson's maple private server and wolfteam).So ya, i have been wasting my time on games but its fun.My dad keep asking me why issit fun??? i dunno.I made an equation about this, it took me like 2 days to think about.(games + boys = erection + happiness) i think thats it right??I donno la cause its confusing.So ya, sorry for not posting for a very long time.

Things that i ever kill

2008-07-21T03:40:00.000-07:00

Fine i admit that i killed alot of things, lets see i killed:
1)rat
2)chickens
3)ducks
4)frogs
5)all type of insects
6)birds
7)got 3 i cannot tell cause later you think im weird

Chicken and duck i have to kill for food.Frogs are an accident, i step on it and blow it up.Have u ever eaten worms???thats one of the 3 things im not suppose to tell.I got this weird feeling to know what worm taste like so i ate it lo.Thats all for now bye

My punishment

2008-07-21T03:29:00.000-07:00

After losing the basketball game i had to punish myslef cause we cant keep losing.As you all know i like to keep my hair long but this time i cut my hair very short even the barber keep asking do i really want it to be short.I have to do sit ups 200 times, push up 100 times, run around the road that is square, am i right Nadzir.AM i right NADZIR!!!its a lot bigger than the basketball court so i run 20 laps.I will also listen to my little brothers anoying speeches about his needs.Thats all.

Basketball competition!!

2008-07-19T04:06:00.000-07:00

Basketball competition was on friday and saturday and ya we lose but not that bad.They still consider it as a great game and improvement cause we lose to pei ming by 2 point and st joseph by 3 point.The reason we lose to st jo is because 5 or 4 of my teammates had cramp.I got a twisted my finger and cannot shoot or dribble, so sad man.Then they all hurt me bad.Ill explain to my friend at school cause my finger hurts now.That all for now.

I get bored

2008-07-08T07:44:00.000-07:00

ya, i got bored in class, i also dunno why and i felt very sleepy.This is just a random post so,. . . . . . ya.Okay, as you all know i take stupid dares from almost anyone except from you, Darren Diewo.My little sister's dare = very dumb dare and im still trying to figure out whos the N guy.

sis:oh. . . .wait, i got a dare.im sure you cannot do it one
NL:what issit?
sis:laughing like ransley and darren*
NL:what??
WL.seriously what issit?
little bro:digging for gold*. . . .what?
sis:okay. . . still laughing like Ransley*you have to eat, a star fruit
NL:okay

Ya that was a lame dare so after i did it i ask her why she ask me to do it.

sis:you dont think star fruit is disgusting meh??
NL:sarcastic voice*ya. . . .its so horrible
sis:then why you still eat

okay, that about all of it.

Dare!!!

2008-07-05T03:26:00.000-07:00

Okay, its like a week of stupid things to do and ya . . . . .i donno who the 2 guy is but their names start with a K and N.I think, i think la cause i donno that the k guy is Kenaidy but the N guy is a mystery so ya they do a lot of dumb dare if u want go see Darly's blog he will explain everything.I was bored so i post about this and ya i have not enough time to post about other things.

Sichuan!!!......so sad

2008-07-01T01:53:00.000-07:00

I donno when was the last time i felt like this but i didnt cry.Madam Lew showed the whole class the comic about Sichuan.I didnt want this post to be long cause got a lot of pictures.A lot of ppl cried and now the comic.Click to enlarge.

After reading this comic how do you fell about the ppl in Sichuan.So sad man. . . . .i promise my self i wouldn't cry.

The reason

2008-06-28T07:05:00.000-07:00

The reason i didn't go to school is because my bros dared each other to eat something disgusting.I'll explained how play the game.First we take some stuff to be mixed.Example: cola, milk, raw pork, some chips and vegetables(its better to find the bitter type).Then you play any game you want to play, i play cards loser need to eat the thing.First the winner get to choose 3 stuff and the other guy gets to choose 1 stuff so i ate it and i almost throw up. . . .almost.Then when i wake up the next morning im sick.I can't walk straight and i feel very dizzy.My mom say "you see what you did to yourself, retard".Then she dont let me go to school and i had to stay home.

Telematch!!!

2008-06-28T06:59:00.000-07:00

Okay so today theres two telematch one is BSMM and another is Leo Club.BSMM was fun but not as fun as Leo Club's telematch.We're all wet and so cold.If ur wondering if im being retard at the telematch, I AM!!!but i dont think that too retard cause i only go pour water on everyone even the head prefect and i got his shoe.Okay im my leg hurts because of all the running but still it was so fun!!!and i think some of the girls will try to pour water on me on Monday.I hope they forget cause later can see my nipples unless you want to (laughing like Darren)Okay, bye and have a fun weekend

I can't post it

2008-06-28T06:56:00.000-07:00

sry but i can't post the mufti day pictures cause a lot of pll already post the pictures and that i still dont have the pictures cause i went to get my pendrive back from Lau.

austinleem@msn.com

2008-06-28T06:54:00.000-07:00

This guy is NLC, nobody insult my friends on my blog, if u want to do it.Do it somewhere else asshole.

Everything gone

2008-06-27T02:35:00.000-07:00

Noooooooooo. . . . . . .all my pictures gone, my movies, my games(crying out loud).Why me. . . why me. . . .there must be a bright side to this, let me think, noooo. . . .there isn't any(being emo).I had to reformat my computer cause it just jammed there for like 3 hours.So sad man, so sad. . . . (Crying like Daryl)ur mom . . . .ur uncles. . . . 44. . . . . 44 uncles. . . . . 44 purple uncles.well thats all for now

The truth about Nicholas Lau

2008-06-24T06:31:00.000-07:00

As u all know Nicholas is not just handsome but also smart.We have to call him Suai Ge but underneath his suainess is a very lo person.For example

Daryl:Can you give me the result slip? i want to see
Nicholas:Aiya. . . . dont need to see, u wont get no. 1
Daryl:Aiya lawan saya (bentuk "S")

and also

Ransley:Want to play basketball Nelson?
Nicholas:Aiya. . . . no need to play liau la, u cannot beat me one
Ransley:im talking to Nelson not you, go away
Nicholas:oh. . . . like that la you,u cannot come my house and see my mom liau
Nelson:Why we want to go your house?
Nicholas:Cause my mom is there. . . . (laughing like darren) lai la. . . one on one, u sure lose one
Nelson:walk away*
Nicholas:look at my suainess. . . .LOOK AT IT!!!!

ya, that not all cause i lazy post anymore but Nicholas would be a very good husband. After all that i still like Nicholas cause of his suainess

He might look like this but he is deadly

Mufti day!!!

2008-06-24T03:15:00.000-07:00

Soooo fun!!!!but need to take pictures and become Ah Beng.Its okay cause i get to be Ah beng with Lau.Kenaidy look like Italian guy with his mustache and Darren is just, ya. . . . .(typical Darren)
i asked Cikgu Ong to pose "S" shape body but he refuse but he usually does it in class but that so cool.Cikgu loh Mei Hua if u see this blog, I DONT LIKE EMILY AND SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im so angry, i dont know who spread it, cough* Lau
Oopsss.Seriously i dont so dont make any rumour about it and Cikgu Loh Meu Hua, I Love u if. . . .ya if, u dont spread the rumour to the 3T3 class.Thats all (ah lian pose) and i will post about the details when i get all the pictures from Lau and Nicholas.

Blood is cool

2008-06-23T01:03:00.000-07:00

So it happened yesterday.I was bored to i accepted a dare from my brother to run around the whole area bare footed.Then when i reachd home so tired after running then i fell like me feet is wet the i see some red liquid then its blood.So ya, i didnt realize it until i saw a trail of blood and this time i cleaned my wound, Darren because got small pieces of glass in my wound i wanted to post the picture of my wound but i dont think thats a good idea cause its not a pretty picture.

my beautiful slipper. . . . . .

Blood so cool. . . . .

The wound is on the other side but i cant post that picture

The reason i dont like to clean my wound is that you see that picture of my foot, i already cleaned it and it still bleeds.Actually there were a lot more blood but later im afraid that Ransley would faint and i still dont know how i got pieces of glass in my wound very hard to take out.

The jokes

2008-06-16T03:01:00.000-07:00

Okay!!!I will tell everyone the lame joke, every boy who heard the joke have been using the "Milkshake" joke to make me feel like im being blackmail.lets take Daryl for example i disturb him then when he say milkshake i have to stop because he's gonna tell some girls the joke which is lame.I made this thing up because i was bored, it wasn't suppose to be a joke.Daryl and his group did some earthquake thing for Madam liew.The joke -"Why is earthquake cool?. . . . . .because it can shake your milkshake for free. . . .hahaha and how do you know ur merman. . . . when u feel fishy.i know it lame but its so lame its funny because nobody laugh or its just lame.I like Ransley's joke because almost all his jokes are horny and funny.When we were in Bm class then Cikgu ong ask nicholas "kenapa hisap dadah(dada)?. . . . kerana dada Joanne"no offense Joanne.Stop bugging me with the milkshake and fishy joke.(Kenaidy you got the joke wrong in your post).

Semester 1

2008-06-10T02:21:00.000-07:00

I have really bad results for this semester test.So i was like really sad.I hope to get better for the next berkala test.Okay i get to the point, i want to. . . . . .study.There i said it but i dont really know how cause my way is not working.If you consider reading while watching TV works, i guess i will continue with that.So if you all have some tips for me that will be a great help.I know its hard to believe, i dont believe i can do it also but i think i have to at least try.Ill start by dusting my books and opening my books.Ill try to like books and to all ppl who work very hard to get good results have a great time because you know that you work very hard to get that result.

Have to like books....

so serious....

www.movies-net.com

2008-06-10T02:15:00.000-07:00

This website is very cool, well not that cool but it has all the latest movies.If not i guess you have to wait for the movie you want.I watched some movies that i haven't watched yet and it kindda take a long time to load but i guess if u want to wait(just wait for 10 minit or so).If u can't find it search in yahoo "movies-net".

1 MORE WEEK!!!!

2008-05-31T05:52:00.000-07:00

I can't finish my geo kursus(im not copying Wilson Phua's post).Its just that its very hard(because im lazy).Aaaaahhhhh!!!!Im in a mess and i need help if anyone can help me pls help.Im desparate. . . . . .hope for your help and ya, this post is about me needing your help.

Help me. . . .

Happy birthday

2008-05-30T04:06:00.000-07:00

Happy birthday Esther!!!I will give you a present when school starts and i don't actually know when is your birthday but i will still post about it(hope you don't mind).Now i will post some anime pictures.

Happy Birthday!!!!

Eat more cake....

Lau's birthday bash

2008-05-29T01:52:00.000-07:00

I know it happened a long time ago but i still wanna post it and i promise to post about what happen before the semester test.Lau didn't want a party actually.Then gurjit start inviting himself and everyone but im okay with that because i can go Lau's house.Then Lau agreed to throw himself a birthday party(because we already invited ourselves to his house).There something wrong with Lau and parties, everytime i ask him about the party he respond in an angry but clam way.

NL:When is your party lau?
Lau:its not a party.....its a gathering of guys
NL:okay........so whens your party
Lau:i said its not a party, its more of a gathering of guys
NL:(picking my nose)What??I just wanna know when is the party
Lau:I won't tell you!
NL:why?
Lau:because u say its a party but its not
NL:okay okay.......its a......what you said just now
Lau:gathering of guys!!!!
NL:okay, gathering of guys.You happy now
Lau:cannot.....

Then he told me the time and date but hes still angry at me for calling it a party.I will post about all the conversation i had at Lau's gathering of guys.Wait for my next post title "Lau's birthday bash 2"

Daryl

2008-05-26T06:52:00.000-07:00

I have a cool friend, Daryl.I think you all might know him if you read my posts.His a smart boy and his kelabit.He has a very cool orange hair(all the girls like his hair).I like him the most is because he has an amazing voice.I mean like his voice is deep and manly.If u ask him something, he will always say "why u care!", "ur mom", "ur uncle", "Purple", "44" and "44 purple uncles" and its very funny and cool.Daryl i love ur voice!!!.(pls read my older posts if ur new)

Im telling the truth

2008-05-26T06:33:00.000-07:00

Nicholas knows that i saw his mom in the toilet.Okay, this is not an insult nor am i a horny person.It happen when i went to his house to get my PS 2 controller.I was standing infront of his house then Nicholas went in got get my contoller so i was waiting for very long(i guess he can't find it).I wanted to go in and help him find it.When i stick my head in the front door, i saw his mom's head coming out of the toilet asking for something(I think she wanted a towel) .Then Nicholas quickly push my head out and slam the door.I was scared then he give me my controller and i said goodbye but he just went in(i guess he was angry).Thats all the true.I think i see his mother or his grandmother that im not sure but i know its a women.Thats all.

Chibi!!!

2008-05-25T07:29:00.001-07:00

As some of you might not know what does chibi mean.Chibi is the coolest of all(well to me).Chibi is a smaller and cuter version of anime or an anime character.I will show you.

Red hair!!!Kurama!!!

Even the kyuubi looks cute, so awesome!!!

A cool chibi...

Chibi version of Bleach characters

So cute!!!

Back!!!!

2008-05-25T07:24:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the late posting.I got so many things i want to do on holiday, Sooooo Fuuuun!!!.To all my Friends and readers have a extremely fun holiday.Pls vote at the poll so i can improve my blog.Thats all and be happy.

Update

2008-05-05T01:59:00.000-07:00

I will update my blog after my test.Sorry but i have to study but i will blog about what happen before the test.Thats all.

Head knocking sensation

2008-04-18T01:27:00.000-07:00

Today i stayed back for art club and Bm lisan(actually i didn't do anything) anyways, i go home at 4 pm so nothing else to do but to eat and drink.I drink soya bean and eat laksa(i think its a wrong combination) because i became too hyper active.Then i saw Darren, i start to talk to him and disturb him.I keep waiting for Daryl to come and i can play with him, so fun!!!!!.After a few retarded acts they went to the canteen and start to discuss about Bm lisan.Then i was just, you know la(no need to say).After that Kenaidy come out from the library so i started playing with him then somehow i was so retard i knock my head on the pole two times(so painful).Then Kenaidy start making fun of Dylan Chin.After he go home, i also go home but after 5 minutes.Thats me.......

This is how retarded i am....

I eat like this.....

no la, i actually eat like this

So cute when she is about to eat....(not a horny person)

nice.....

Cute!!!

Wilson has crossed the line

2008-04-17T05:29:00.000-07:00

Wilson Phua did something i will never forget and i will have nightmares.I will tell you a story like no other. After english, we're all ready to go home but our english teacher was explaining something so waited in the classroom with Lau Ben Yu, Daryl, Kenaidy and Ransley(maybe got someone else).Wilson wanted to go out but the girls and me was blocking the way.Then i was listening to what they say(actually i didn't listen) then i heard someone making a sound(you know what sound),Then someone was humping me, i look at Darly and Lau's faces their were in shock.You know what i saw???Wilson phua was humping me with his tiny d**k while making an unpleasant sound.That was the scaries day of my life.Imagine a gay humping you for no reason.AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!The horror, the horror

This is still okay.....

It will turn out like this

Then a real gay(Wilson phua)

I will really have nightmares, all because of you, Wilson Phua

Ccyu's request

2008-04-16T06:07:00.000-07:00

Ccyu also know as Chai Chung yu wanted me to post this pictures a long time ago but i didn't do it because i have my reasons but i will post it now(i hope Kong Teck dun kill me).

Can u see my tongue........So cool!!!

My finger so small.........Chung yu's is so big

I have posted it but dun kill me.How come every one of my post there are got ppl who wan to kill me???Oh well.......

My reason

2008-04-16T03:05:00.000-07:00

Okay i haven't had a new post for like 4 days, so this time i promise daily blogging.I will start when Kenaidy start his daily posting.I hope it will be fun because wilson always suck out the fun in the end......Thats all for this post

Friendly Week

2008-04-11T02:47:00.000-07:00

So im gonna start my friendly week.Im gonna have to wave to everyone i see.So dont be surprise if i wave to you in a retarted way.Ransley finished his friendly week already so its my turn.The objective of this friendly week is to make more friends.Ransley already have more friends than he wanted, am i right ransley(Yahoo!!!).
Muahahaha!!!!!

Started blogging again

2008-04-11T02:43:00.000-07:00

As you all know i haven't updated my post for a long time.Its because i was thinking of something and its my secret.i wanted to post my secret because i really hated to keep it but if i post it on my blog it wont be a secret anymore.So i didnt want to post my secret and it was also Wilson phua's fault for sucking out all the fun in blogging.

My mistake

2008-04-08T02:36:00.000-07:00

I'm sorry, i lied about updating my post everyday because i forget to update my blog yesterday.I hope you can forgive me.I also dont have time to blog today

The truth

2008-04-06T04:36:00.000-07:00

Some of you might not believe me when i say Lau Ben Yu watch 1 Liter of tears and cried.I have a picture that will proof it.This picture was taken when i went into Lau's room.

Oh snap!!! You cannot see the monitor but look
at his face, tears are rolling down his cheek.

Next time i will reveal more secrets.Of peoples daily life.

English oral, muahaha the sequel

2008-04-06T02:32:00.000-07:00

Okay, i dont have a lot of time today because i need to finish my folio.So i will just post this video and some pictures.Next time i will update this post with more videos and pictures.

Lau sound gay but i am gay(look like a gay).

Daryl is cool man

Freedom!!!!!

Cool babe!!!

Scary......

I'm so sexy and cool with my hat

Wilson's picture scared me.I wanted to take his picture then suddenly his peace handsign came out, right in my face.Cool babe!!!

Scary

2008-04-05T02:55:00.000-07:00

Wilson sorry to tell you this but i cannot let you see my photos because most of it are picture of girls.If they see their picture on my blog they will kill me.Imagine after i post their the next morning a group of girl come to class fully equiped.Imagine they wear armor to warrior's armor but they have guns example handguns 2.5 caliber and hawks,shotguns,submachine guns and also grenades.Joanne is their leader, she carries a bullpup and a long sword on her back.

Scary

or this type of bullpup

This is just too sharp

And their supply of unlimited ammo.This is a picture i took at their amory.

look at all the guns

Scary isn't it

Emileen with a sniper rifle on the otherside of the building waiting for me to run out side and snipe me.

So big

And accurate

Then they turn the school into their battelground and we're all running for our lifes.The horror, so is better not to post their pictures.(don't kill me i'm just kidding but this may happen if i post their pictures)

English oral, muahaha

2008-04-04T02:11:00.000-07:00

Today is English oral, so fun!!!!Lau brought his digital camera and i cannot control so i started taking picture of everyone including Elaine but she keep avoiding me.I want to post their picture but if i did they would kill me(Seriously).Kenaidy give me some photography tips.I still suck at it but i liked it.I got some good pictures but mostly bad.I will post the videos and picture next time i blog about this.Wait for the post"English oral, muahaha the sequel"

Photogarphy!!!!

Crazy good......

No time

2008-04-01T01:44:00.000-07:00

sorry but i dont think i can post anything today because i just did my Kh and Bm project.Here are some anime picture to show im sorry.

sorry

Anime

2008-03-31T02:12:00.000-07:00

Some of you might really like anime so this is a tribute to you people.Anime videos from youtube.

Anime couple so coooool!!!

if this is reality i would be so happy

I am touched by this video

Animes!!!

Very nice!!!The song

Thats some of it.You can go youtube and watch it(some of the videos have the same image).If u want the pictures go photobucket or you can ask me to send to you or tell me to post it on my blog.

Funny songs i actually like

2008-03-31T01:33:00.000-07:00

Alright sorry about not updating my blog yesterday.I totally forgot, i hope you forgive me.If u have to tell me something just write it in the cbox or comment me.Okay today i want to post about funny song videos.Darly's blog have funny thai ads( go check it out very funny).

Okay this song is nice

This is also nice

I dont like this, this is just weird

poop!!!!

Very sad,but i like the pictures

I got others but i dont think i can post it.

Lau's house the sequel

2008-03-28T23:13:00.000-07:00

I'm at Lau's house again(blogging at his house).The post funny stuff i did just now at his house.Lau still watching 1 litre of tears and crying.This time i come to do english script(i didn't finished it yesterday) and also to play game.So Kenaidy and Gurjit come today but not yet, they say come at 3.30 pm.I'm waiting for his parents to go out and i will scream at his house(with Kenaidy and Gurjit).Ya, i know my post is boring because its all about Lau's house.I want to post kenaidy's picture(i got it from lau's blog).

I am so smart

Funny stuff at school

2008-03-28T22:37:00.000-07:00

Today, Wilson phua is very funny.He ask Madam Lew to give him Rashman's picture and Madam Lew ask him to type in his e-mail in her handphone.Wilson took the handphone and stare at it for 10 second and he say "I don't know how to use it'.

Wilson Phua also think people want him to go to there house.Do you know what he say???He say say to Darly first "can i go your house???Okay thanx" then Darly say no and then he ask Lau "Can i go your??Okay i will come".He answer him self, so weird .

Lau's house

2008-03-28T02:28:00.000-07:00

Hello!!!! again, I'm blogging at Lau's house.Its so fun here, screaming every where with Lau.Lau was watching 1 liter of tears.When i saw him he was crying, so funny but you know la him.He is very sensitive and sexy.Thats what i think ,i dont know about you people.I come to his house to do the KH project and also to do the english script.We did stupid things because Lau wanted to do it like that.I know this post is against Lau but he is actually laughing beside me, so don't worry.We are laughing like crazy but he's more crazier( you know him la).I will show you people his picture next time, i post about him.He's asking me to promote his blog so i will do it. www.laubenyu.blogspot.com, he say his posts are genius.That all about sexy lau.

The brown dog

2008-03-27T01:26:00.000-07:00

I was very sad to see some cruel people today.In the morning when i got to school, i look at the pusat belia field.There i saw a brown dog caught in the football net, it was tryig to free it self.I wanted to go and help but i cannot go there.After the Negaraku the dog was still there but this time there was a black dog beside it.Then some soccer players come to practice for their game today.They didn't care about the dog ,they even kick a ball into the net(if the ball hit the dog how???).They dun think first before they act.Then they just leave the dog there.When geo started the dog was still there.This time the dog barked for help but no one care.Then some children tried to help the dog but they dun dare to go near it.Theres one who just rub his head and continue to play ball.Darren say the dog dun let them near it but the dog lay down for them.The other black dog was still watching.The childrens cannot set the dog free, then a grown up saw whats was happening.Then the grown up help the dog and it was free, you dunno how happy i was.Then the brown dog went to the black dog.If i had a camera there, i will take pictures of that happy moment.It was sad at first then there is a happy ending.

See all the puppies

Wilson Phua's bad deed

2008-03-27T01:03:00.000-07:00

As u all know his blog is kindda insulting but this time he blog about some Form 5 guy.Thats why today he didn't want my english teacher to go to his blog, in front of the whole class.When we all tell the teacher his blog's url.Wilson "No,don't" "don't go".He got so nervous.Today, when recess time 5 or 6 Form 5 people come to see him.They ask him to delete the post Wilson write about some Form 5 guy(cannot say the name).When he got back to his seat, his face was pale.Oh ya, Wilson say when he go to the science lab he saw some Form 5 people.He say they lick their lips at him.

Anime couples are not hentai!!!

2008-03-26T03:15:00.000-07:00

Okay, some people keep on saying i have as they say "sexy anime pictures".Im very angry, do you see im angry "rawr!!!".They all say im horny and desparate for hentai.Okay i will post the pictures.

Is this hentai???

KISSING!!!!

This not hentai nicholas and ransley.Oh ya, i wanted to post ransleys picture because some of you might not know him.

I'm sexy

F*** you Nelson, Why you put my picture???

Nelson you think you so cool issit, I wan to kill you.
See my angry face, rawr!!!

I will kill you with my satay stick.

Funny videos for english oral

2008-03-26T02:27:00.000-07:00

Ya, today we were all discussing about what we are gonna do for english oral.Lau suggest that we do talk show.2 hosts and our guests are David Blaine ,some Korean guy and a black dude or chick.Here are some videos of our inspiration.

This is the David Blaine video.You also can go youtube and watch episode 1

This is Korean people inspiration

The black guy inspiration.(We plan to do a black chick).We also got
our inspiration from gurjit, somehow?!?

This is uncle sam and i know he's a retard.

Threatened with a picture

2008-03-25T04:06:00.000-07:00

Wilson threatened me with my picture."Nelson, beware i have ur picture and i will post in on my blog".I say "I dont care".That picture was taken by Vico and Grace by Accident!!!I didn't even know.

If anyone got that picture please delete it and if anyone saw that picture somewhere don't tell anyone.

Animes

2008-03-24T07:08:00.000-07:00

Lets see, what anime do you like???Pls tell me i will search for it.Bleach is one of the most watched anime and also Naruto.
Does anyone know what is ecchi anime???I will show u.

This is ecchi not hentai

and also i must warn you not all ecchi anime are good.Some ecchi anime tittles amaneideyo,dokura-chan,hand maid may and more.I dont like romantic anime,its not i dont like it ,its just weird.Ransley dont be horny on my blog.(For those who dont know him, his just a guy in my class)

see kissing

Holding hands

Here are some tittles for romantic anime/love story ,'school days', 'chobits' and more
(Im not horny, some of you might think im horny because i have the ecchi pictures, i just got it for this post)

My first blog

2008-03-24T06:40:00.001-07:00

Okay, this is the first time i start blogging if my post is boring just tell me. Lau and Kenaidy say people who have no life can blog better example wilson phua(Thats what Lau told me).I like anime so maybe i should blog about that or i will blog bout my boring life.I dont know, so i will simply blog about stuffs.