Dr.BomBay

Dr.BomBay, memories of a small retard chinese boy......i remember i used to listen to this song and dance naked, aaaahhh~ good times, good times.......I just downloaded 8 Dr.Bombay songs, its still awesome......but i found out he wasnt indian so was abit disappointed, in ka ku ta town

Last day of holiday

Haih, holiday is gonna end again.I wasnt gonna update my blog anymore but i have noting better to do now.Lately, i have the habit of laughing at retarded ppl and making fun of them. For example:


(i feel sad now)


(as they say "a picture contains a thousand words")

I will try to be nicer to this kind of ppl.I am emo today.Like what daryl, used to be.


(How you've changed)

I visited one of them once.It was so scary man.He keeps trying to talk to me about penises.


(this pic still freaks me out)

My school is full of retards.I really dont know what to do, i am still trying to accept the fact i am also a retard.


(He couldnt understand what i was saying, i think the other guy likes me)

I guess i should end it here.*actual photos of retard were used

Holiday

I am so bored, later i am going to cc.I hope they have call of duty 6.



This made me realise how dumb terminator is.

Alliance of Valiant Arms

This is is now available in ijji.This game use to be in korean server.


This game is so cool, its almost like call of duty (not a rip-off of call of duty 4 cause this game was released earlier) and it is an online game.

For those who cant play call of duty on garena cause its lags, i will suggest u play this game.Its an online game so u can train with different people and also can play with friends.


*boner*


The gameplay is so sexy

I love this online game so i need to put ah lien signs, XD, :) , =p , (-_-) , -_-"'

Hot stuff

We did alot of dares in school, its was sooooo fun and soooo funny but also very disgusting.I enjoyed myself.


This would be so cool if it was real.


What a waste of weapons, wish i had one

Random facts

I was bored so i looked up some facts and there are some really weird facts.

1)Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

2)The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

3)When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.

4)Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet (2 m) away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.

5)You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching TV.

6)Canadian researchers have found that Einstein's brain was 15% wider than normal.

7)According The Solitary Vice, a book for doctors that came out in the 1890s, women who masturbate tend to eat a lot of foods containing mustard and vinegar.

8)The vagina and the eye are self-cleaning organs.

9)Having an orgasm relieves menstrual cramps because the vigorous muscle action moves blood and other fluids away from congested organs.

10) Bruce Lee was so fast that they actually had to s-l-o-w film down so you could see his moves.

11) Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying.

12) Octopus have three hearts.

13) If you ate too many carrots, you would turn orange.

14) Tiger shark embroyos fight each other in their mother's womb. The survivor is born.

15)I have a green underwear.

The 2nd one made me laugh.

Random stuff

Today i talk about alot of stuff in school, its was boring yet fun.I found out if u poop in the toilet while eating pudding, its a bad combo.Its like u hear ur own poop sound then u r eating a soft creamy thing and it has the shit smell again, its just wrong.


Pudding....

I found out gurjit knows his wine and beer, Nadine has alot of horny friends and Lau is an asshole.Kenaidy feels sad after being kissed in the back.Peterson lost his virginity to a certain someone.Ransley likes to play the "hold hand" game.Timothy is still timothy.I am scared of my school and i still dun understand football.


Football in my mind

I cant wait for COD 6, its like *cum sound*.Oh and there is halloween 2, i also though the guy was dead but here it is



He took a shot to the head but he is still alive, weird.I watched it and it is weird, he is suppose to be dead man.

Unfair

Haih, teachers getting all horny about 4E1 students.Its not like we're not human, they keep saying stuff like "OMG, 4E1 student got caned?!" or "4E1 students are suppose to be the most disiplin".We r put into 4E1 because of our grades, not our behaviour.Its like saying the 4E2 to 4E8 ppl can break the rules and getting caned without the teachers saying anything but when the 4E1 students does something, its like the biggest news of the school."Holy crap, did u know got 4E1 student got sent to the office?!".I dun get y teachers have to make such a big deal about this.Its not like we arent human.My addmath teacher holds a grudge against 4E1 students so she keeps looking for a reason to get us in trouble, even if it is just a small case she will report it.Why do teachers treat us so badly??? Its not our fault we are not disiplin enough.Why do teachers only make it a big problem only when 4E1 students do it??? We are not robots, we are not prefect and just accept that.If i say the teacher is being unfair, i am sure my addmath teacher will make a big case out of it and i will just be in a bigger trouble.




Anyways, a new Rain movie.Its hot man, i cant wait to watch it.There are so many games coming out this year.I cant wait for Call of Duty 6 (modern warfare 2).The game has AA-12!!!!




This movie isnt as gay as what u think, i know the poster is gay but watch the trailer first.Its nice man.Its about god lost faith in human then he tried to kill them with the great flood but failed so now he sends a legion of angels to exterminate humans.Its mostly about killing angels, how cool is tat.

Left 4 dead 2 gameplay!!!!

Credit goes to Wilson phua cause i got this idea from him so thank you wilson.








Awesome man, i cant wait...Tats all for now
(i didnt do anything stupid so i cant update my last post, sorry)

Wat to do???

I'm bored cause i have ntg to do at home.So im gonna try and do something stupid....If any of u have any ideas pls tell me.Im gonna post about what i did in my next post.

She came back to MIRI!!!!!!!!

YAy!!!!!!!SHe is back in Miri!!!Cant wait to see her again

MY LIFE!!!!

My life is so damn boring man.I need a Girlfriend or something.Someone i can hold hands with and even hug....Haih.Too bad, no one likes me....Maybe cause im ah beng or im just to weird.....dunno la, Aaaaaaaaaa....Got exam again, this year i become very lazy already......But i still dun like prefects, im going to take a nap and think about my life again

Im back

Peanuts!!!!

I'm sorry

What u said in ur blog isnt completely true and i really didnt mean to hurt u.....I didnt know it would turn out like this between us.I never played with ur feelings....I'm very sad to see u like this and i dun wan u to stay like this.Hope u give me a chance to explain everything.....What i said to u before isnt a lie and i never lied to u.I never side her before so pls dun think like tat, it really hurts me for u to think im tat kind of guy.....Hope to see u on monday

Stop it plss

Why must girls have to be so confusing.....I just dunno wat to do, cant even ask advise for this type of situation.How am i going to help myself???Im a kinda guy who would lose a spoon while eating and that is really weird.Why do girls have to do this to me???Is this a punishment for wat i did last time??? I cant stand it anymore, i know i hurt a lot of girls in the past....I dun deserve ur kindness so just stop it and stop liking me.Im a big fat bitch who likes to play with girls and im useless and stupid and im a big fat nerd so just stop all this plss.....I dun wan to go through tat again, feeling useless as i watch u cry and i cant do anything to help.I did something to hurt a girl and its not just a small incident.So plss stop it, just say im dumb, stupid or watever just dun continue with it.I cant stand it anymore.If u really like me just forget about me.

Cooking!!!

Somehow there are less girls who know how to cook for example my neighbour, my cousins, and a few of my classmates i cannot mention.Weird right??If u ask them maybe they will ans "this is the 21 century its not important for a cook to know how to cook anymore"

Okay, i might know how to cook i dun mean to show off and i didnt even wan to learn my mom force me to she say "if one day i die then u can cook for urself dun have to wait for me" she always use death to get me doing her things.

Girls boys will like u more if u know how to cook i think.Boys will like to eat what u make for them cause they know u made it with all ur effort and ur cute expression when u cook and u have no idea wat ur doing.(especially Kenaidy)





Maybe u girls could learn how to bake and u could bake a cake or love shape cookies.OMG....tat would be so nice.Eating something tat a girl make with her hands......



Even if u dunno how to cook u must at least try, cooking really isnt tat bad except for when im cooking vegetables.


Before


After

Guys also should learn how to cook.U could burn ur hand or cut ur hand but in the end it is worth it.Looking at the girl while she is eating wat u cooked or baked.



Guys also can teach girls how to cook tat would be a good experince and i dun mean anything stupid Kenaidy.



Girls r also dangerous with knifes for example Darren Diewo



Note:never disturb a girl when she is cooking she will get really pissed, i know cause i tried

Im bored so i might post again next time

OMG!!! i got tagged....yay!!! haih

As u all know i got tagged, yay!! yahoo, watever. . . .So daryl tagged my mom so i asked my mom these 20 question and i also put my own answer in it as well.i still dun get wat is the point of all this.

1. What’s your ambition?
Mom:Ma ci. . .ur not very polite, simply ask ppl wat their ambition is.Cant believe i have i son
like u. . . ish.(i think she wanted to be a mustache designer)
NL: A pilot a guess

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boy/girlfriend?
Mom: My mustache
NL:Daryl

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
Mom:Oh. . . .so u wan me to die early issit??
NL:Only when im high

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
Mom:Only when i have my mustache
NL:Only when Daryl is around me

5. How many babies you want?
Mom:I already have enough. . . .babies are annoying aspecially u when were a baby
NL:Fat ppl

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Mom:You are getting annoying. . . .
NL:Oprah is hot

7. What is your goal for this year?
Mom:I wan to slap u (i walked away slowly)
NL:Want to eat the chocolate tat daryl bought me but he ask it

8. Do you believe in eternal love?
Mom:Yes, ur dad's love (then she paused there, it was weird)
NL:Only when im watching anime

9. What's a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend like to u? (List 10)
Mom:I have a mustache
NL:@#%&*#%&

10. What are you really afraid of?
Mom:Ur dad when he is naked
NL:Daryl when he is doing his (-_-) face

11. What are your bad habits?
Mom:U think ur so good issit. . . .Y are u asking me tis question?u think only i have bad habit!!
NL:Slaping my neighbour's butt and kissing her dog

12. Is there anything you wanna tell the people who hate you?
Mom:You!!!
NL:Wat is hate??

13. State a random fact about yourself
Mom:I have a mustache
NL:I can touch my penis with my feet

14. What does flying mean to you?
Mom:A lot of work
NL:Birds

15. What do you crave for the most currently?
Mom:Ur dad (I walked away slowly)
NL:Daryl's chocolate which he ate!!!

16. Most unexpected gift you received so far and when?
Mom:Ur dad give me something special if u know wat i mean (tat was weird)
NL:A book and a kiss (I dunno y ppl wan to give me books they are so weird)

17. Are you fat?
Mom:@#%@*&%
NL:I think so

18. Are you addicted to something?
Mom:Ur dad (i dun wan to know wat she means)
NL:Anime

19.What movie did you recently watched?
Mom:American pie
NL:American pie

20. Who are you?
Mom:Ur dad, who do u think i am??stupid
NL:Nelson Lai (i think)

Note:some of the content is under 18

Instructions:
Remove one question from above and add in your personal question.
Make a total of 20 questions and tag 8 people.
List them out at the end of the post. Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged.

I tag:
Who wants to get tag??tell me

Joanne's love story

Its kinda long but pls take ur time to read, it nice.......If ur the type which doesnt really like to read love story then u better dun read, i also dunno why but after i read this i feel weird.Enjoy.

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I know wat u all thinking now, her handwriting is better than mine....haiya she's a girl ma.boy's handwriting memang like lau sai one except for Daryl's, i also dunno y.Did anyone of u cried???Tell me!!!

Forced to update

Im bored le, Joanne FORCE me to update but i dunno wat to update.Ill upload her love story on my next post la.Am i right Joanne Tiong Kwong Qi??

stupid dares

If anyone want to dare me to do something stupid just ask.........i will think about it before i do it of course