OMG!!! i got tagged....yay!!! haih

As u all know i got tagged, yay!! yahoo, watever. . . .So daryl tagged my mom so i asked my mom these 20 question and i also put my own answer in it as well.i still dun get wat is the point of all this.

1. What’s your ambition?
Mom:Ma ci. . .ur not very polite, simply ask ppl wat their ambition is.Cant believe i have i son
like u. . . ish.(i think she wanted to be a mustache designer)
NL: A pilot a guess

2. Who is more important to you? Friends or boy/girlfriend?
Mom: My mustache
NL:Daryl

3. How often do you think of committing suicide?
Mom:Oh. . . .so u wan me to die early issit??
NL:Only when im high

4. Do you think you have enough confidence?
Mom:Only when i have my mustache
NL:Only when Daryl is around me

5. How many babies you want?
Mom:I already have enough. . . .babies are annoying aspecially u when were a baby
NL:Fat ppl

6. Do you believe in seeing a rainbow after the rain?
Mom:You are getting annoying. . . .
NL:Oprah is hot

7. What is your goal for this year?
Mom:I wan to slap u (i walked away slowly)
NL:Want to eat the chocolate tat daryl bought me but he ask it

8. Do you believe in eternal love?
Mom:Yes, ur dad's love (then she paused there, it was weird)
NL:Only when im watching anime

9. What's a perfect girlfriend/boyfriend like to u? (List 10)
Mom:I have a mustache
NL:@#%&*#%&

10. What are you really afraid of?
Mom:Ur dad when he is naked
NL:Daryl when he is doing his (-_-) face

11. What are your bad habits?
Mom:U think ur so good issit. . . .Y are u asking me tis question?u think only i have bad habit!!
NL:Slaping my neighbour's butt and kissing her dog

12. Is there anything you wanna tell the people who hate you?
Mom:You!!!
NL:Wat is hate??

13. State a random fact about yourself
Mom:I have a mustache
NL:I can touch my penis with my feet

14. What does flying mean to you?
Mom:A lot of work
NL:Birds

15. What do you crave for the most currently?
Mom:Ur dad (I walked away slowly)
NL:Daryl's chocolate which he ate!!!

16. Most unexpected gift you received so far and when?
Mom:Ur dad give me something special if u know wat i mean (tat was weird)
NL:A book and a kiss (I dunno y ppl wan to give me books they are so weird)

17. Are you fat?
Mom:@#%@*&%
NL:I think so

18. Are you addicted to something?
Mom:Ur dad (i dun wan to know wat she means)
NL:Anime

19.What movie did you recently watched?
Mom:American pie
NL:American pie

20. Who are you?
Mom:Ur dad, who do u think i am??stupid
NL:Nelson Lai (i think)

Note:some of the content is under 18

Instructions:
Remove one question from above and add in your personal question.
Make a total of 20 questions and tag 8 people.
List them out at the end of the post. Notify them in their cbox that they've been tagged.

I tag:
Who wants to get tag??tell me

Joanne's love story

Its kinda long but pls take ur time to read, it nice.......If ur the type which doesnt really like to read love story then u better dun read, i also dunno why but after i read this i feel weird.Enjoy.

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I know wat u all thinking now, her handwriting is better than mine....haiya she's a girl ma.boy's handwriting memang like lau sai one except for Daryl's, i also dunno y.Did anyone of u cried???Tell me!!!

Forced to update

Im bored le, Joanne FORCE me to update but i dunno wat to update.Ill upload her love story on my next post la.Am i right Joanne Tiong Kwong Qi??

stupid dares

If anyone want to dare me to do something stupid just ask.........i will think about it before i do it of course

walau....so boring

i didnt know after PMR woud be this boring.....haih, need to have more fun le but dunno wat to do
...........so stress!!!!!

Haih...

got bored of blogging, confuse with the love life now.....aaaaaaaaaa!!!y must it be so confusing.I guess i will post some stuff if im not busy and if i havent delete my blog yet.K till next time

The Love story 2

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This is a love story that i dream about for 3 nights.He doesnt have a name cause he didnt say.He was happily content with what he had but he still wants something that he will regret.He likes this girl, they have been very close friends.He just feel happy talking to her but they seldom talked, only a few times a day.I guess he is shy.He watch her almost everyday, then he will feel content just by looking at her(weird).


He just feel very happy....

On Valentine's day he wanted to give the girls a present.He have been saving money for his present.On that day when he walked up to her classroom door.He saw someone with the same present and the guy was giving it the the girl he liked.Then he felt very sad and just walked away.He wanted to cry that time but.....(i felt sad for the guy, wasted his money)



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The very next day, he ask the girl out to the beach.After an afternoon of playing on the beach.He finally ask her to be his girlfriend(he waited until sunset).What he didnt know is that the girl just walked away from him(OMG).





He think he has nothing to lose bying asking her that....

After that he had been in his house the whole time.He had been trying to heal or something but i guess he will never be the same.






His heart will never be whole again....

A love story

I dont know why but i keep dreaming about 1 weird love story.It has been 3 nights but it keeps repeating.I will draw out some of the details but seriously the story is weird.I feel bad for the guy in my dreams.Tomoro i will post about it cause have to draw.My drawing isnt that good but can see la.bb.

Holiday edition!!! 2

Ya, my photos.Its very......ya, cause i never take good care of it.....Enjoy


Very weird posing


Happy taking picture with my bro


Sad when taking picture alone

Thats all i guess and i know its embarassing but have to make it special for this holiday.Happy holidays!!!

Holiday edition!!!

okay, today i dont have a lot of time so i guess i will post something tomoro that i hate so that u guys can enjoy it.As u all know i dun really like to show my pictures so i will post one of my pictures.When i was small i had long hair.So, ya its weird.sorry.

Love!!!

This took me like a whole month to think about cause very hard ma.A good boyfriend is hard to find cause mostly guys like to play games, have more free time to go to friends house(mostly not all) and more freedom.Out of those boys, they are really caring thats good if he is ur boyfriend cause he likes to spend time with you and do stuff together(like those romantic stuffs).

hui yo.....kissing(so nice...hehehe), (kissing if not always good)


Kissing under the sunset or something(girls think its romantic or something)


The reason why boys dont really like to bring their girlfriends to their friends house.......hahaha

Boys dont think girls are always bad okay.....im not gonna say who.....ho Lau Ben Yu.I think they kindda help u to study if ur girlfriend is smart or they just give u support if their not.(I dont think boys can focus on the studies cause....u know la, girls ma)If girls give u stuff take it if not i think it will hurt their feelings.Girls will also comfort u if u cry(some boys cry.....like me).See how good girls are.


see what i mean.....


giving necklace.....(feel the love)



so sad....


feel better??



nothing negative here, just some comforting

Girls if the boys care for u he is a good boy.When u cry he is there to comfort u and when u feel sad he is there to cheer u up.When ur hurt he is there to help.Boys also not bad ba if they are caring of course.


are u okay??


dun cry.....he is there for u


so warm


very happy.....(so touching)


does ur leg still hurt??dont worry he will carry u home safely....

Love is not something that Wilson phua thinks.He think its all about sex and humping and more sex.never have sex unless ur married.Wilson love doesnt equal to sex!!!understand.


Dont have sex.....


After married u can do that.....see how happy they are(after u get married of course)

Bye for now and ya, i thought of it myself.

Really sorry......

I got bored of blogging cause......i dont know it takes time and i just have this 2 new games(peterson's maple private server and wolfteam).So ya, i have been wasting my time on games but its fun.My dad keep asking me why issit fun??? i dunno.I made an equation about this, it took me like 2 days to think about.(games + boys = erection + happiness) i think thats it right??I donno la cause its confusing.So ya, sorry for not posting for a very long time.

Things that i ever kill

Fine i admit that i killed alot of things, lets see i killed:
1)rat
2)chickens
3)ducks
4)frogs
5)all type of insects
6)birds
7)got 3 i cannot tell cause later you think im weird

Chicken and duck i have to kill for food.Frogs are an accident, i step on it and blow it up.Have u ever eaten worms???thats one of the 3 things im not suppose to tell.I got this weird feeling to know what worm taste like so i ate it lo.Thats all for now bye

My punishment

After losing the basketball game i had to punish myslef cause we cant keep losing.As you all know i like to keep my hair long but this time i cut my hair very short even the barber keep asking do i really want it to be short.I have to do sit ups 200 times, push up 100 times, run around the road that is square, am i right Nadzir.AM i right NADZIR!!!its a lot bigger than the basketball court so i run 20 laps.I will also listen to my little brothers anoying speeches about his needs.Thats all.

Basketball competition!!

Basketball competition was on friday and saturday and ya we lose but not that bad.They still consider it as a great game and improvement cause we lose to pei ming by 2 point and st joseph by 3 point.The reason we lose to st jo is because 5 or 4 of my teammates had cramp.I got a twisted my finger and cannot shoot or dribble, so sad man.Then they all hurt me bad.Ill explain to my friend at school cause my finger hurts now.That all for now.

I get bored

ya, i got bored in class, i also dunno why and i felt very sleepy.This is just a random post so,. . . . . . ya.Okay, as you all know i take stupid dares from almost anyone except from you, Darren Diewo.My little sister's dare = very dumb dare and im still trying to figure out whos the N guy.

sis:oh. . . .wait, i got a dare.im sure you cannot do it one
NL:what issit?
sis:laughing like ransley and darren*
NL:what??
WL.seriously what issit?
little bro:digging for gold*. . . .what?
sis:okay. . . still laughing like Ransley*you have to eat, a star fruit
NL:okay

Ya that was a lame dare so after i did it i ask her why she ask me to do it.

sis:you dont think star fruit is disgusting meh??
NL:sarcastic voice*ya. . . .its so horrible
sis:then why you still eat

okay, that about all of it.

Dare!!!

Okay, its like a week of stupid things to do and ya . . . . .i donno who the 2 guy is but their names start with a K and N.I think, i think la cause i donno that the k guy is Kenaidy but the N guy is a mystery so ya they do a lot of dumb dare if u want go see Darly's blog he will explain everything.I was bored so i post about this and ya i have not enough time to post about other things.

Sichuan!!!......so sad

I donno when was the last time i felt like this but i didnt cry.Madam Lew showed the whole class the comic about Sichuan.I didnt want this post to be long cause got a lot of pictures.A lot of ppl cried and now the comic.Click to enlarge.















After reading this comic how do you fell about the ppl in Sichuan.So sad man. . . . .i promise my self i wouldn't cry.

The reason

The reason i didn't go to school is because my bros dared each other to eat something disgusting.I'll explained how play the game.First we take some stuff to be mixed.Example: cola, milk, raw pork, some chips and vegetables(its better to find the bitter type).Then you play any game you want to play, i play cards loser need to eat the thing.First the winner get to choose 3 stuff and the other guy gets to choose 1 stuff so i ate it and i almost throw up. . . .almost.Then when i wake up the next morning im sick.I can't walk straight and i feel very dizzy.My mom say "you see what you did to yourself, retard".Then she dont let me go to school and i had to stay home.

Telematch!!!

Okay so today theres two telematch one is BSMM and another is Leo Club.BSMM was fun but not as fun as Leo Club's telematch.We're all wet and so cold.If ur wondering if im being retard at the telematch, I AM!!!but i dont think that too retard cause i only go pour water on everyone even the head prefect and i got his shoe.Okay im my leg hurts because of all the running but still it was so fun!!!and i think some of the girls will try to pour water on me on Monday.I hope they forget cause later can see my nipples unless you want to (laughing like Darren)Okay, bye and have a fun weekend

I can't post it

sry but i can't post the mufti day pictures cause a lot of pll already post the pictures and that i still dont have the pictures cause i went to get my pendrive back from Lau.

austinleem@msn.com

This guy is NLC, nobody insult my friends on my blog, if u want to do it.Do it somewhere else asshole.

Everything gone

Noooooooooo. . . . . . .all my pictures gone, my movies, my games(crying out loud).Why me. . . why me. . . .there must be a bright side to this, let me think, noooo. . . .there isn't any(being emo).I had to reformat my computer cause it just jammed there for like 3 hours.So sad man, so sad. . . . (Crying like Daryl)ur mom . . . .ur uncles. . . . 44. . . . . 44 uncles. . . . . 44 purple uncles.well thats all for now

The truth about Nicholas Lau

As u all know Nicholas is not just handsome but also smart.We have to call him Suai Ge but underneath his suainess is a very lo person.For example

Daryl:Can you give me the result slip? i want to see
Nicholas:Aiya. . . . dont need to see, u wont get no. 1
Daryl:Aiya lawan saya (bentuk "S")

and also

Ransley:Want to play basketball Nelson?
Nicholas:Aiya. . . . no need to play liau la, u cannot beat me one
Ransley:im talking to Nelson not you, go away
Nicholas:oh. . . . like that la you,u cannot come my house and see my mom liau
Nelson:Why we want to go your house?
Nicholas:Cause my mom is there. . . . (laughing like darren) lai la. . . one on one, u sure lose one
Nelson:walk away*
Nicholas:look at my suainess. . . .LOOK AT IT!!!!

ya, that not all cause i lazy post anymore but Nicholas would be a very good husband. After all that i still like Nicholas cause of his suainess


He might look like this but he is deadly

Mufti day!!!

Soooo fun!!!!but need to take pictures and become Ah Beng.Its okay cause i get to be Ah beng with Lau.Kenaidy look like Italian guy with his mustache and Darren is just, ya. . . . .(typical Darren)
i asked Cikgu Ong to pose "S" shape body but he refuse but he usually does it in class but that so cool.Cikgu loh Mei Hua if u see this blog, I DONT LIKE EMILY AND SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Im so angry, i dont know who spread it, cough* Lau
Oopsss.Seriously i dont so dont make any rumour about it and Cikgu Loh Meu Hua, I Love u if. . . .ya if, u dont spread the rumour to the 3T3 class.Thats all (ah lian pose) and i will post about the details when i get all the pictures from Lau and Nicholas.

Blood is cool

So it happened yesterday.I was bored to i accepted a dare from my brother to run around the whole area bare footed.Then when i reachd home so tired after running then i fell like me feet is wet the i see some red liquid then its blood.So ya, i didnt realize it until i saw a trail of blood and this time i cleaned my wound, Darren because got small pieces of glass in my wound i wanted to post the picture of my wound but i dont think thats a good idea cause its not a pretty picture.



my beautiful slipper. . . . . .



Blood so cool. . . . .


The wound is on the other side but i cant post that picture

The reason i dont like to clean my wound is that you see that picture of my foot, i already cleaned it and it still bleeds.Actually there were a lot more blood but later im afraid that Ransley would faint and i still dont know how i got pieces of glass in my wound very hard to take out.

The jokes

Okay!!!I will tell everyone the lame joke, every boy who heard the joke have been using the "Milkshake" joke to make me feel like im being blackmail.lets take Daryl for example i disturb him then when he say milkshake i have to stop because he's gonna tell some girls the joke which is lame.I made this thing up because i was bored, it wasn't suppose to be a joke.Daryl and his group did some earthquake thing for Madam liew.The joke -"Why is earthquake cool?. . . . . .because it can shake your milkshake for free. . . .hahaha and how do you know ur merman. . . . when u feel fishy.i know it lame but its so lame its funny because nobody laugh or its just lame.I like Ransley's joke because almost all his jokes are horny and funny.When we were in Bm class then Cikgu ong ask nicholas "kenapa hisap dadah(dada)?. . . . kerana dada Joanne"no offense Joanne.Stop bugging me with the milkshake and fishy joke.(Kenaidy you got the joke wrong in your post).

Semester 1

I have really bad results for this semester test.So i was like really sad.I hope to get better for the next berkala test.Okay i get to the point, i want to. . . . . .study.There i said it but i dont really know how cause my way is not working.If you consider reading while watching TV works, i guess i will continue with that.So if you all have some tips for me that will be a great help.I know its hard to believe, i dont believe i can do it also but i think i have to at least try.Ill start by dusting my books and opening my books.Ill try to like books and to all ppl who work very hard to get good results have a great time because you know that you work very hard to get that result.


Have to like books....


so serious....

www.movies-net.com

This website is very cool, well not that cool but it has all the latest movies.If not i guess you have to wait for the movie you want.I watched some movies that i haven't watched yet and it kindda take a long time to load but i guess if u want to wait(just wait for 10 minit or so).If u can't find it search in yahoo "movies-net".

1 MORE WEEK!!!!

I can't finish my geo kursus(im not copying Wilson Phua's post).Its just that its very hard(because im lazy).Aaaaahhhhh!!!!Im in a mess and i need help if anyone can help me pls help.Im desparate. . . . . .hope for your help and ya, this post is about me needing your help.



Help me. . . .

Happy birthday

Happy birthday Esther!!!I will give you a present when school starts and i don't actually know when is your birthday but i will still post about it(hope you don't mind).Now i will post some anime pictures.


Happy Birthday!!!!


Eat more cake....

Lau's birthday bash

I know it happened a long time ago but i still wanna post it and i promise to post about what happen before the semester test.Lau didn't want a party actually.Then gurjit start inviting himself and everyone but im okay with that because i can go Lau's house.Then Lau agreed to throw himself a birthday party(because we already invited ourselves to his house).There something wrong with Lau and parties, everytime i ask him about the party he respond in an angry but clam way.

NL:When is your party lau?
Lau:its not a party.....its a gathering of guys
NL:okay........so whens your party
Lau:i said its not a party, its more of a gathering of guys
NL:(picking my nose)What??I just wanna know when is the party
Lau:I won't tell you!
NL:why?
Lau:because u say its a party but its not
NL:okay okay.......its a......what you said just now
Lau:gathering of guys!!!!
NL:okay, gathering of guys.You happy now
Lau:cannot.....

Then he told me the time and date but hes still angry at me for calling it a party.I will post about all the conversation i had at Lau's gathering of guys.Wait for my next post title "Lau's birthday bash 2"

Daryl

I have a cool friend, Daryl.I think you all might know him if you read my posts.His a smart boy and his kelabit.He has a very cool orange hair(all the girls like his hair).I like him the most is because he has an amazing voice.I mean like his voice is deep and manly.If u ask him something, he will always say "why u care!", "ur mom", "ur uncle", "Purple", "44" and "44 purple uncles" and its very funny and cool.Daryl i love ur voice!!!.(pls read my older posts if ur new)

Im telling the truth

Nicholas knows that i saw his mom in the toilet.Okay, this is not an insult nor am i a horny person.It happen when i went to his house to get my PS 2 controller.I was standing infront of his house then Nicholas went in got get my contoller so i was waiting for very long(i guess he can't find it).I wanted to go in and help him find it.When i stick my head in the front door, i saw his mom's head coming out of the toilet asking for something(I think she wanted a towel) .Then Nicholas quickly push my head out and slam the door.I was scared then he give me my controller and i said goodbye but he just went in(i guess he was angry).Thats all the true.I think i see his mother or his grandmother that im not sure but i know its a women.Thats all.

Chibi!!!

As some of you might not know what does chibi mean.Chibi is the coolest of all(well to me).Chibi is a smaller and cuter version of anime or an anime character.I will show you.


Red hair!!!Kurama!!!


Even the kyuubi looks cute, so awesome!!!


A cool chibi...



Chibi version of Bleach characters


So cute!!!